What price do the dark gods demand for majykks?
What the crap are majykks? Majykks are some stupid made-up make-believe nonsense crap from terrible fantasy novels by guys with names like S. Price Anderthwaite.
View ArticleDo you have any cannon spells? How do you feel about penguins? (by gryfft)
My canon spells have not been established yet. Penguins, eh, I guess I'm pretty ambivalent about penguins.
View ArticleDo you have any spells for bagels
No. I don't have any food spells. Don't you read the comic?
View Articledoy you have..................... any sbpells for WEED
I can tell that's you, Sweet Bro. Get back in your own comic.
View Articledo you have any spells for nachos
I _thought_ I told you to get back in your own comic.
View ArticleLet's play a word association game: Staff. Crystal ball. Sex. Comic....
I'm not entirely clear on the rules of this game. Do I have to tell you what all of these have in common? Because as far as I can discern, the only quality common to all of them is that they exist....
View ArticleHoward! Long time fan, first time caller. I love you. Can you change yourself...
What? No. That's a terrible idea. What makes you think I'd want to run away with a person who has such terrible ideas? Or with a guy. I'm assuming you're a guy.
View ArticleHow do you feel about Magical Trevor? I hear that everyone loves him and that...
Ooh, look at him now, disappearing a cow. Where is the cow? Hidden right now. Takin' a bow, it's Magical Trevor. That pompous ass.
View ArticleHow is magic done?
The universe is pervaded by an invisible flowing energy known as the ether. Beings with souls, such as humans, are able to sense currents in the ether and directly influence it through their free will...
View ArticleWhat kind of sandwich is best?
I'm still working on that. If you would like to expedite my inquiry, you can give me a good sandwich, and I will eat it to see if it is better than all the others I have tried. No bad sandwiches. Bad...
View Articlehow do you reconcile the irrationality of magic and the existence of modenr...
How do you reconcile your lack of proper capitalization with the misspelling of "modern?"
View ArticleHow would you deal with a angry Cthulhu rampaging through your town while...
Oh hee hee hee it's Cthulhu, hee hee Dante's eating a chicken taco lol SO RANDOM How would I deal with it? I would dismiss the entire scenario as some nonsense concocted by someone on the internet....
View ArticleWhy do you feel compelled to dress in a pointy hat and robes and stuff? Lots...
Believe me, as soon as I start bringing in the cash, expanding my wardrobe is first on my list of priorities. But right now, the only alternative is naked Howard, and I'm pretty sure none of us want...
View ArticleHave you ever considered shaving? ;)
Considered it, sure. But truth be told, if there's one thing the cartoonist got right, it's the beard.
View ArticleCan you commune with the spirit world?
Well, not all of the spirit world. I can commune with Susan. I commune with her once a year to get my tax preparation done, because other than that she's kind of boring.
View ArticleWhy aren't you featured more in Sketch Comedy? Will you get your own...
Honestly, given the direction Sketch Comedy is going in, I'm _glad_ I'm not featured more often. A spinoff could be really excellent, though. I wonder if Steve Ogden would draw it.
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